Thursday, January 21, 2010

Camouflage?

After about 3 weeks, only I started to do all the registration procedures. I just received the instructions last week, don't blame me!

1st task : Vehicle sticker

me : kak, nak apply car sticker camne eh?
kak : isi borang yang dalam kotak no. 3 tu
me : o ok

Filling in the form... License No. : AZ 12345. License expiry date : 28/11/09. Vehicle No. : J...

What?

../../09??? Dem. Walked slowly out of the room. Started the car engine. Dashed.

2nd task : Paying for vehicle sticker at Finance

me : kak, nak bayar untuk car sticker?
kak : student eh? pegi kat student one stop center eh?
me : erm, kalau bukan student nak bayar kat mane?
kak : kalau bukan student kat sini lah.
me : o. nak bayar kat sini lah?
kak : o staff eh? err kejap eh. err.
me : kad tak dapat lagi. nombor id 100...
kak : oh okay. nanti ni buat 1 fotostat kopi, yang kopi tu simpan, isi borang dulu, pastu original pegi submit kat security k?
me : ok terima kasih

3rd task : Smart Card

me : kak, nak buat smart card?
kak : tolong baca notis kat belakang tu yer, dik?
me : o ok terima kasih

4th task : Applying for PC

me : kak, nak mintak Dean punye sign
kak : untuk ape ni?
me : nak apply pc
kak : u ape?
me : gra
kak : ape tu?
me : hm, macam ro la lebih kurang
kak : oo. pegi mintak kat secretary sana. ni untuk student je ni
me : o ok

me : kak, nak mintak Dean punye sign
kak : untuk ape ni? *looking through my form* ooo. under siape ni?
me : docmard
kak : oo yer yer. gra? hmm gra rasenye tak dapat pc ni
me : hm docmard suruh apply
kak : ye ke? azu ni pulak main sign je. takpelah nanti saye cek dulu
me : ok. so nanti saya kene follow up balik ke, akak akan call ke camne?
kak : nanti akak call
me : ok

5th task : Completing 1st task

me : kak, nak submit borang sticker kat sini ke?
kak : hak ah, kat sini. tapi orang ni (pointing at the technician) tengah buat benda kejap
me : ok
*wait*
kak : dik, mari sini
*handed the form to her*
kak : bile awak bayar ni?
me : baru tadi.
kak : *sigh* mat, ni dia bayar kat finance la.
mat : hmm yerlah.
me : nape, kak? takleh bayar kat finance ke?
kak : staff je bayar kat finance, student kene bayar kat sini.
me : o. tapi saye staff kot?
kak : eh eh? staff eh? err sori eh. ni student je. staff kene pergi terus kat security
me : o ok. takpelah. kat ips tu eh?
kak : hak ah. 1 building ngan ips. sori eh?
me : eh, takpe2.

At Security department...

me : kak? car sticker?
*kak was on the phone, nodding her head*
*waited*
kak : ape ni, car sticker yer? hmm. staff yer?
me : hm
*11 minutes*
kak : ok, sign kat sini
me : ok.
kak : ok :)
me : tu je?
kak : hak ah tu je
me : ok terima kasih

And Glee season 1 was corrupted. What a day~

*moral of the story* - you'll be ditched when they think they're on top of you. but once they knew, they'll just make a fool out of themselves. be humble. smile.

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